{"product_id":"tin-of-plasters-but-did-you-die","title":"Tin of Plasters | But Did You Die?","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"199\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"145\"\u003eBut Did You Die? Plasters Tin\u003c\/strong\u003e – For Drama Queens, DIY Warriors \u0026amp; Everyday Legends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"460\" class=\"\"\u003eGot a scratch, a scrape, or just your pride a little bruised? Our \u003cem data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"285\"\u003eBut Did You Die?\u003c\/em\u003e Plasters Tin is here to deliver some tough love and a whole lot of laughs. This sleek little tin holds 30 high-quality plasters and comes with the sass turned all the way up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"572\" class=\"\"\u003eEach plaster packs a punch with a perfectly timed phrase, ready to patch you up and put things in perspective:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"887\" class=\"\"\u003e😵 \u003cem data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"587\"\u003eWTF\u003c\/em\u003e – For the tiny oopsies that leave you wondering how life went so wrong (small: 3.75 x 2.25 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"685\"\u003e😒 \u003cem data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"699\"\u003eShame Man\u003c\/em\u003e – The gentle jab every South African knows and loves (medium: 6 x 1.5 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\"\u003e💪 \u003cem data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"791\"\u003eSuck It Up\u003c\/em\u003e – For the moments you just need to pull yourself together and soldier on (large: 7.5 x 1.75 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"889\" data-end=\"1100\" class=\"\"\u003eThis tin isn’t just a first aid fix—it’s a first-class ticket to instant perspective with a side of sass. Makes a brilliant gift for the clumsy friend, the office daredevil, or your own gloriously dramatic self.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1102\" data-end=\"1162\" class=\"\"\u003eStick one on, shake it off… and remember: \u003cem data-start=\"1144\" data-end=\"1162\"\u003eBut did you die?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Kitsch Kool","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67507766755556,"sku":"716933","price":79.0,"currency_code":"ZAR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0848\/8481\/6100\/files\/KK-Plasters-DidYouDie3.jpg?v=1791461453","url":"https:\/\/aplacetoshop.co.za\/products\/tin-of-plasters-but-did-you-die","provider":"A PLACE TO SHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}